22 10 / 2014

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via friends-with-the-doctor)

22 10 / 2014

(Source: oppuchan)

22 10 / 2014

rox712:

"Specially when you’re in sort of shorts and a t-shirt and you’ve done your bit and you’re kind of flopping around saying: "Hi guys" as they are sweating in the great heat and the huge suits." (X)

(via bilbo-babe)

22 10 / 2014

smellestine:

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

Let this trope die already.

(via greencarnations)

22 10 / 2014

Martin Freeman on Ben’s Smaug [x]

(Source: rominatrix, via bilbo-babe)

22 10 / 2014

dirtypacificrimconfessions:

newtongeiszlere:

Pacific Rim AU where everything is the same except Newt and Hermann distract Otachi and Leatherback by recreating the hula scene from the Lion King

image

(Source: monoclejack, via yoyo-inspace)

22 10 / 2014

22 10 / 2014

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via angels-reading-ghost-stories)

22 10 / 2014

22 10 / 2014

shipleyshenanigans:

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

don’t even get me started